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Barb Ling from the DennisAndBarb Partnership and allow me to provide you with at least 1 smile (if not more than 3). Ready? Alrighty then!

So there I was, looking thru my FB memories because the Art of Procrastination is something I can excel at! And then, what should appear in front of me eyes but a post from 2013 which captured my personal view of copywriting, written in such a poetic way, I *still* don't get I did NOT receive the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry. 'Twas something like:

OMG I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT

Can you release? I mean, I'd look at some copy I needed to create and immediately, the nearby gravity would increase by 3200-fold on my hands only, making it impossible to type. (good for procrastination though!). Truly, I'm a medical miracle indeed.

Y'know, back then, things I'd prefer to do instead of copywriting might have included:

* Base jumping with a wingsuit painted like a flying squirrel while singing Faith of the Heart

* Becoming a stand-in target at a blindfolded novice knife-throwing class.

* Bungee jumping over a volcano with allergies.

* Ice climbing with spatulas tied to my feet instead of ice picks.

* Juggling flaming torches while building an IKEA piano (yep, that was a thing).

* Kayaking down a waterfall... Just like Tina from One Life to Live in 1987—tied to a raft by the villainous Jamie Sanders and left adrift towards the deadly roaring falls, only for magnificently handsome Cord to swoop in *too late!* and agonizingly witness his beloved wife's dramatic plunge and and and how did I get onto this topic?

* Mountain biking on a trail made entirely of Legos and Klingon Ouchie Sticks.

* Playing hide and seek with a hungry saber-toothed tiger who moonlights as a fine-dining critic.

* Racing shopping carts downhill during a lightning storm, first making sure I affix 22 lightning rods to said carts.

* Riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a canyon while playing Fetch with my pet eagle.

You get the idea, right?

Copywriting and me were 2 distinct, non-intersecting parallel lines, destined to NEVER cross paths until....

Until...

I was able to internalize that NO, it is NOT some esoteric impossible art that I am not worthy enough to learn!

It IS an art, mind you... and the truly skilled copywriters can command hugely big bucks after they've proven their abilities.

Now, stay with me here, the following is key! Artists' skills can range from those who can only draw barely recognizable stick-figures (waves hand!) to those who draw SO life-like, you'd swear their subjects were glossy photographs instead (especially when those life-like subjects (or even stick-figures) break free of the 4th wall and dare to compete with the original artist - hysterical video, be sure to return after you watch it all!).

But here's the really coolio part! This is ALSO true in the field of copywriting as well.

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Enjoy,

Dennis Becker and Barb Ling

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