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Howdy!

Barb Ling of the Dennis and Barb Coaching goodness and by now, there is ZERO doubt.  



No doubt at all.  0.  As in Nada.   As in Zip.  As in 1/x as x travels past infinity.

The RebelMoose is a True Ling.  Because only Lings do the opposite of what's expected.  :)

You see, 2 days ago, I had to take the RM (not to be confused with the CM, CommanderMoose) to the vet to get a malformed tooth extracted.   

Now, when dogs undergo, well, I suppose ? any medical procedure where operating the jaws in a "Chomp!" motion is Not Good to the vet, they are put under via anesthesia.   Yay!

So!   The RM was put under.  And, to ensure he kept breathing (a very good thing, wouldn't you say?) they intubated him and gently inserted the tube down into his trachea.   Yay!  The tube itself, it looks like:




And like I said, Standard Operating procedure is when the dogs wake up, they start to flail their feet and the vet knows to remove the tube.

Not MY RebelMoose!!!

When MY RM woke up, I'm imagining his thought process went like this.
 

Step 1.)  Jeepers.  I am awake.   And I am in a strange place.   Perhaps I should panic.

Step 2.)  Hmmm.   There's this thing in my mouth and I cannot dislodge it.  Before panicking, perhaps I should take care of this situation.

So he did.    And bit *clean* thru it.   Meaning, of course, the part that was left in his trachea was, well, left in his trachea.

Enter the heroic vet who decided to retrieve that part!

We now return you to the RM's thought process.
 

Step 3.)  Eeeek!  Lady, I don't know you!

So, he bit the vet.   

He was then put under *again* so they could remove the rest of the tubing, and all was over.

You'd think that, wouldn't you.

I (I, being Barb Ling) then received the following from the call.

"... normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff YOUR DOG STUFF YOUR DOG STUFF YOUR DOG STUFF normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff .... oh, and if I have to get the doc to see it, unfortunately the "bite incident" will be on his file now."

Can you believe that??   I mean, the RM had just come out of anesthesia!!   Talk about life being unfair.

Wah!   However, mind you.... it *would* make for one heck of a story to include within any pet-care infoproducts one could create, right?

And that's why you're going to love these next 2 matricies Dennis and I released!  Ready for the excitement?  Alrighty!  The 2 niches are Pet Care and Training, and Dog Breeding and Genetics.   Why, you ask?

People are know to spend thousands and more for their pets!   For many folk, they take the place of kids who are now adults and have left an empty nest.   Not only that... Heck, you *never* even know when people's kids are so disappointing to them, the parents retreat to the joys of caring for their pets (who only want to love them and NOT overthrow the world).

The structure of these 2 matricies... well, you will have the layout for 40(!) possible infoproducts.... in 2 niches where when people say, "oh, bit clean thru the tube?   How much do I owe?", it would be paid without a single thought. 
 

You're going to love what you discover.

​​​​​​​Enjoy!

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