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Published: Sat, 04/27/24
"Un-beleepable" comes to mind. -- Editor
Howdy!
Barb Ling of the Dennis and Barb Coaching goodness and just... wow with what I discovered.
I'm currently in the middle of a 30 day eMail challenge and during that class, we chatted a weeeee bit about words that destroy your deliverability.
Curious, I decided to run my previous email thru it and my oh my, did my heart sink.
My earlobes did NOT flap!
My toes did NOT curl!
My annoyance levels DID, mind you, zoom past Alpha Centuri.
Why, you might ask?
Because lookie at this! I've used blue arrows to point to "Danger Will Robinson" words:
Can you freakin' believe that??
Such simple, common words, and yet they hold the ability to attach 4,827 pounds of un-milled steel weight to your email?
ARGH!!!!!
Thus, in a desire to ensure missive reaching you, I have rewritten about my moose's adventures (and why you want to know about them) below.
Ready for the excitement? Alrighty then, hold onto your socks and ...
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There is ZERO doubt.
No doubt whatsoever. 0. As in Nada. As in Zip. As in 1/x as x travels past infinity.
The RebelMoose is a True Ling. Because really, it seems that solely Lings do the opposite of what's expected. :)
You see, 2 days ago, I had to take the RM (not to be confused with the CM, CommanderMoose) to the vet to extract a malformed tooth.
Behold the thing, part 1. When dogs undergo, well, I suppose ? any vet-type procedure where operating the jaws in a "Chomp!" motion is Not Good to the vet, they are put under via anesthesia. Yay!
So! The RM was put under. And, to ensure he kept breathing (a very good thing, wouldn't you say?) they intubated him and gently inserted the tube down into his trachea. Yay! The tube itself, it looks like:
And like I said, Standard Operating procedure is when the dogs wake up, they start to flail their feet and the vet knows to draw out the offending tube.
Not MY RebelMoose!!!
When MY RM woke up, I'm imagining his thought process went like this:
Step 1.) Jeepers. I am awake. And I am in a strange place. Perhaps I should panic.
Step 2.) Hmmm. There's this thing in my mouth and I cannot dislodge it. Before panicking, perhaps I should take care of this situation.
So he did. And bit *clean* thru it. Meaning, of course, the part that was left in his trachea was, well, left in his trachea.
Enter the heroic vet who decided to retrieve that part!
Let us return you to the RM's thought process.
Step 3.) Eeeek! Lady, I don't know you!
So, he bit the vet.
He was then put under *again* so they could draw out the rest of the tubing, and finally, everything was completed. Yay!
You'd think that, wouldn't you.
I (I, being Barb Ling) then received the following phonecall from the vet.
"... normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff YOUR DOG STUFF YOUR DOG STUFF YOUR DOG STUFF normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff normal stuff .... oh, and if I have to visit the doc to see it, unfortunately the "bite incident" will be on his file, going forward."
Can you believe that?? I mean, the RM had just come out of anesthesia!! Talk about the world being unfair!
Wah! However, mind you.... it *would* make for one heck of a story to include within any pet-care infoproducts one could create, right?
And that's why you're going to love these next 2 matricies Dennis and I released! Ready for the excitement? Alrighty!
The 2 niches are Pet Care and Training, and Dog Breeding and Genetics. Why, you ask?
People are know to spend meeyons of bucks and more for their pets, that is why! For many folk, they take the place of kids who are considered to be adults and have left an empty nest. But let us not halt there! Heck, you *cannot* even know when people's kids are so disappointing to them (How disappointing, Barb?), the parents retreat to the joys of caring for their pets (who simply want to love them and NOT overthrow the world).
The structure of these 2 matricies... well, you will have the layout for 40(!) possible infoproducts.... in 2 niches where when people say, "oh, bit clean thru the tube? How much do I owe?", it would be paid without a single thought.
🦖 You can view this awesome info out by clicking THERE to see. And isn't that a wondrous emoji Godzilla at the beginning of this phrase?
Like I said, the niches are Pet Care and Training, and Dog Breeding and Genetics. And as you just saw, people *love* their pets and are willing to spend huge amounts 4-legged mail deers indeed!
But I digress. :)
So, what you receive are 10x10 matrices for a total of 40 sub-niches within the 2 niches.
Each sub-niche can become an info product of its own. Yay!
Each sub-niche's matrix has 100 topics in the outline, so you could end up with 4000 chapters in total if you build info products for the entire list. Yay!
ChatGPT will do the building should you like, and we teach how to do that very quickly in our Product Creation Simpl-AI-fied product.
If you don't own that already, you can add the training to your shopping cart when checking out (and it is greatly discounted too).
Thus, kindly gaze upon this bundle before it sells out so you are NOT disappointed (a key aspect of the asset is said asset increases every time one leaves our inventory), so....
🦖 Zoom there before that key asset assetizes <--!
You're going to love what you discover!
Enjoy,
Barb Ling, Authority Marketer
Dennis Becker, the 5 Buck Guy
P.S. The RebelMoose is healing quite well and really didn't understand just why anyone was making a big fuss out of it whatsoever. However, he *did* review everyone one of the enhancements, and thinks Dennis did quite the smashing job indeed. So....
🦖 Why don't you visit and inspect 'em as well, and see what you think!
It is waiting for *you*.
Enjoy!
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