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...Yet, come dawn, they were assailed by most vexing sneezes at every hour.
Spirits grew heated, and challenges of duels were hurled like wicked stones in a catapult.
'Twas not until the village herbalist, however, wise in the ways of flora (and also as
Sir Bedevere was not), revealed the culprit. "Lo," quoth she, "it is the pollen from yon summer blossoms, used in your nocturnal courtships, that hath exacted its revenge upon thee!!
“Remember,” she said, wagging her finger in the Knight’s faces, “You lot are pretty as the
bee's knees, but mightier than thou libido is the flower's sneeze!”
Unfortunately, the herbalist's pun was so abysmal, so utterly devoid of humor, that it tore the very fabric of the comedic universe!
Lo and behold, a portal of swirling colors and lights appeared in the center of the Round Table. From it emerged Merlin himself, his beard more frazzled than usual and his eyes ablaze with indignation.
"Forsooth!" he exclaimed, "Never in my centuries of wizardry have I heard a pun so terrible that it compelled me to leave my ethereal Netflix binge-watching!"
The knights, already bewildered by the herbalist's pun, were now utterly chastened. They looked at each other, then at their swords, and realized no amount of steel could defend them from their lack of humor. "Hark!" said Merlin, "I shall postpone my binge-watching to offer thee a solution. Attend my
comedy school, where thou shalt learn the art of jest, wit, and the proper use of a pun...
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